*You see Azure overlooking a giant bomber jet atop a balcony while reading a porn mag...You can see several small satellites with the words "HENTAI" on the side being loaded to the bomber jet...Suddenly 2 figures come in and aim his gun at him*


Equality Now: Your plans are over, Azure!

UNICEF: There's nowhere left to run!


*He doesn't turn around*


Azure: Don't you two ever tire in failing in your mission..?


*He takes closes his porn mag...Before throwing it straight at Equality Now, who catches it...He then grabs Equality Now and throws her to the floor, while he puts the porn mag away under his helmet and restrained UNICEF...Equality Now points her gun at him*


Equality Now: Why are you doing this!? What are you accomplishing by unleashing Hentai!?

Azure: Everyday, moralfags come one step closer to Hentai's destruction...I'm not destroying the world, I'm saving it...


*UNICEF suddenly breaks lose from him and both her and Equality Now fire bullets at Azure...Who just stood with his arms crossed doing nothing as the bullets bounced off his triangular helmet...He then grabbed the two and threw them off the balcony and into the Hangar's floor...But unknown to Azure, his 2 terabyte Hard Drive containing all his porn fell with them*


UNICEF: This otaku's completely lost it!


*Equality Now grabs Azure's HD*


Equality Now: This may be our only chance...


*Azure jumps off the balcony and lands with a loud thud on the two fallen Moralfag Agents...The Jet Bomber prepares to take off as the Hanger's ceiling opens up above them*


Azure: Things are getting interesting now, eh Equality Now...Do you actually think you can defeat me..?

Equality Now: Either way, I'm not gonna stop until I'm dead...

Azure: Hehehehe...Well then, I'll just have to rape you quickly..!


*The two Moralfag Agents wasted no time in opening fire on the Hentai Overfiend...But he just stood there yet again as the bullets bounced off his triangular helmet*


Azure: I'll see you dead..!


*He takes out his Great Knife and begins chasing the agents around the Hanger's square deck...Slowly...The two moralfag Agents hid behind a wall*


Azure: There's no point in hiding...


*UNICEF spots a Laptop on the far-left side of the hangar...They went near it and noticed it was downloading Loli doujins by Nekogen*



UNICEF: If we take advantage of his download, we might be able to hit him!


*They then disconnected his internet connection and hid away from his view as he went to his Laptop...He scoffs and attaches an AT&T wireless internet device to his Laptop and resumed his download*


Azure: Is that all you have..?


*The two Moral Fag agents then spot a loli-futa doujin inside a glass case opposite of where the Laptop was...They silently go towards it without Azure knowing*


Azure: Has it never occurred to you that CNN is over-exaggerating..? Only a handful of morals truly matter...Everything else is so much bullsh*t...


*He continues monologing while the two Moralfag Agents hide*


Azure: So now, I have to separate this bullsh*t from the truth...And with Hentai, I can finally accomplish this..!


*Equality Now tells UNICEF to sneak up behind him while he goes to the front as Azure continues ranting*


Azure: Let me clarify something for you Equality Now...I don't think of myself as an anime fan...

Equality Now: Oh great, more naughty talk...

Azure: No, I am a Hentai Gurofiend..! And even anime fans bow to Hentai Gurofiends!!!


*UNICEF took this time to come out of hiding and whistled for Azure's attention...When he got near enough, she took out the loli-futa doujin and ripped it in half*


Azure: Urrrraaaaagggghhhh..! That was a rare work by T.K-1!!!


*He shouts in obvious pain and flails around, long enough for Equality Now to restrain him from behind and force him to look forward*


Equality Now: Do it now! Break his hard drive!!!


*UNICEF takes out the Azure's hard drive they got earlier and smashed in front of him...He quickly gets up and screams in agony while holding his metallic helmet*


UNICEF: Did it work?

Azure: UUUUUAAAARRRRGHHHH!!! ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! *RAGES*


*He then suddenly stops, takes out the porno mag he had earlier and throws it to the floor in RAGE*


Azure: This isn't over, Equality Now..!


*He then takes out pictures of lolis and shotas covered with cum and scatters them in front of the two Moralfag Agents face...They pick them up and rip them to shreds one by one like the moralfags that they are...But as they were doing so, Azure got on the plan and prepared to take-off*


Equality Now: C'mon UNICEF, he's getting away!!!


*Realizing they've been tricked, the two Moralfag Agents run towards the Bomber Jet and managed to get in before it takes off into the air...Inside, they find Azure kneeling down on the floor, weakened*


Azure: It seems that I may have underestimated you, Equality Now...


*They both point their guns at him*


Equality Now: Save it Azure! There's no one left to help you now!

Azure: I don't need anyone else..!


*He punches the door leading to the cockpit*


Azure: I have Hentai!!!


*He gets up, breathing raggedly and RAGE steam coming out of his triangular metallic helmet*


Azure: In less than 5 minutes, we'll reach the optimal attitude for satellite deployment...Hentai files will be released into the internet...


*He breaths deeply*


Azure: Ensuing COMPLETE...HENTAI...SATURATION...


*He takes another deep breath...Before he bum-rushes the two Moralfag Agents...But they were quicker than him and they ran around him in circles...Finally, Equality Now takes out whats left of Azure's 2 Terabyte hard drive and smashes it to pieces on the floor...In anger, he rhino charges the agent who manages to do a barellroll away from him...Azure destroys the controls mechanism for the jet's hanger door when he collides with it*


Azure: You'll pay for that!!!


*Before he had a chance to grab the agent, the force of the suction from the open hatch made him lose his balance as he tumbles out and almost falls out of the jet...He grabs UNICEF's leg as she tried to hold on for dear life...She loses her grip, but Equality Now manages to grab her hand*


Azure: I'm taking the two of you with me...To Silent Hill!!!

UNICEF: Like hell you will!


*She takes out the torn loli-futa doujin by T.K-1 and throws it in Azure's face*


Azure: Ngguuuaaaahhh!!!


*He lets go of her and goes to grab the pages...Making him fly out of the jet's open hatch...The bomber jet meanwhile crashes into a convenient landing zone...Inside the mouth of a volcano, nyaoron~...The two Moralgag Agents compose themselves and crawl away from the jet's wreckage when they heard a voice behind them, making them turn around to see Azure on top of the jet...Missing his butcher's apron and wearing only his Yukkureimu Boxers and booths*


Azure: I should have trolled your community gatherings and websites years ago...Equality Now..!

Equality Now: Your mistake! It's over Azure!

Azure: Over..? *chuckles* I'm just getting horny!!!


*With that said, he plunges his hand into one of the Hentai satellites and rips a hole in it...Immediately, purple octopus tentacles came out of the satellite and proceeded to tentacle-rape Azure, helmet and all, as the two Moralfag Agents watch in shock and disgust...After a couple of minutes and with the last drop of octo-cum up the Gurofiend's ass, they withdraw from his orifices and went limp...Suddenly, Azure's whole body spasms erratically as he begins to change into a monster...Like something out of "Urotsukid?ji: Legend of the Overfiend" except his right arm was a massive pulsating tentacle complete with a phallic tip and dripping bluish pre-cum*


Azure: Time to die, Equality Now...


*He jumps off the jet and heads towards the two, wasting no time in wiping his tentacled arm around like a giant flailing d*ck...Making the two Moralfag Agents turn around and run*


Azure: Why can't you understand, Equality Now..?

UNICEF: Fallback!

Azure: Do you really believe Hentai is worth banning..?


*As Equality Now follows UNICEF over a rocky bridge, it collapses under her*


UNICEF: Equality Now!


Equality Now: Ugh...*signals her to go on*


*Azure jumps down after the agent*


UNICEF: Equality Now, get to high ground!


*Equality Now jumps on to the small patch of rocks that made a make-shift island in the middle of the lava...Behind her, Azure follows tenaciously*


Azure: Masturbating to hentai leaves the people happy and spent! Moralfags have ignored this winnowing for far too long!


*Ignoring the ranting Overfiend, Equality Now makes his way to the center of the island...Realizing he's cornered the agent, Azure begins rock out with his cock out at the agent, who backed away from the flailing meaty appendage...But unknown to him, UNICEF saw a weakspot just below the back of his helmet in the form of an extra nipple...She shot it with her gun, making Azure scream in pain...He turns his left arm into another phallic appendage and uses it to catapult himself into UNICEF's location*


Azure: Damn you..!


*Equality Now watches in horror as UNICEF is chased by the Overfiend into a narrow path connecting to the central island above the river of lava*


Azure: Bans and rules wherever you go...Everywhere, nothing but loathsome moralfags...


*It breaks under her, but she manages to hang on to the other side...Azure laughs and was about to smack her and make her fall to a crispy death when Equality Now opened fire on him...Becoming annoyed by the bullets bouncing off his helmet, he jacks off his right tentacle arm and shoots Equality Now with 7 shots of hate-paste...She dodges the fast money-shots with unease...While he was distracted, UNICEF managed to climb back up and proceeded down the path towards the small make-shift island...But she couldn't get across because since it wasn't fully connected*


Equality Now: H-Hold on UNICEF!


*Making her way to a conveniently placed boulder above the lava gap, she begins doing street fighter-like combos into the poor rock while UNICEF shot at Azure who was swatting the air with his flailing phallic...Finally, Equality Now uppercuts the boulder and makes it fall into the gap, allowing UNICEF to get across and unite with her*


Azure: This world needs to be jacked-off..!

Equality Now: You're going to jack us off..? Do you get your ideas from BDSM magazines..?


*They run away from him as Azure follows them to the center of the small island*


Azure: Equality Now!


*He jumps and caught up with them...With nowhere else to go, the two Moralfag Agents prepare to take down the deranged pervert...They blasted him full of lead, but this only made him RAGE as he raises his right tentacle arm to deliver the coup de grace...But Equality Now went behind him and shot the twitching nipple growing on his back...Azure lets out a scream and slams his appendage arm into the ground, making a tornado d*ckfest of doom, complete with flailing hatepaste rise out of the ground...Luckily the agents were away a safe distance when he got off...Spent and vulnerable, another nipple sprung out from the middle of his chest...Equality Now wasted no time and restrained him from the back*


Equality Now: Now UNICEF, shoot him!

UNICEF: I can't without hitting you!

Equality Now: Then shoot through me!


*Instead of shooting him, UNICEF put away her gun and twisted Azure's extra nipple with extreme prejudice...The Overfiend screamed, trying to get them both off him, but to no avail...Finally, UNICEF used all her might to twist Azure's nipple, making him flail back and throwing Equality Now off of him...The latter grabbed the other nipple growing on his back and the two agents twisted them both with all their might...The pain from getting a dual nipple-twist made Azure scream in hellish agony as he got up and backed away from the agents...Suddenly the ground, conveniently gave way from under him...Making him fall into the hot lava...Penis and all*


Azure: UuuaAArgaAGggrGAgrAGaHHAGHh!!!


*The small island suddenly began to crack into pieces due to Azure's "Tentacle Tornado of Doom!!!" attack...But luckily for the Moralfag Agents, a helcopter flew overhead with CNN as the pilot and Pope Benedict XVI dressed in a sexy? tight fitting (Vatican issued) battle-suit*

Pope: Grab on!


*The two agents climbed the ladder thrown down by the pope as the island under them sinks into the lava...An voice filled with RAGE boomed from below*


Azure: eQuAlItY nOw!!!


*Looking down, they saw Azure...Then a tongue-like tentacle came out of his triangular metallic helmet, latched into the helicopter and shooked it left and right, trying to bring it down*


Equality Now: Hang on!

Pope: Equality Now! UNICEF! Use those!


*He points to two conveniently place rocket launchers behind them...They grab it and stand on the edge of the helicopter's door*


Equality Now: Ready partner?

UNICEF: Locked and loaded.


*They aim the RPG's at the sinking Overfiend below them*


Equality Now: Suck on this, otaku!

UNICEF: Time's up you god damn pedophile!


*They fire the rockets at him and it hit him point blank...Lava rained down from the explosion as the 4 in the helicopter stared at their work as the tongue like appendage when limp...When they thought it was over, it became erect again...Hard erect...With a bloody scream, Azure drags the helicopter down into the lava, and with it, the 4 passengers on board...It explodes in a blaze of fire and brimstone*


Azure: Ugh...That went well...It's a good thing I still have my back up files at home, although it's going to be a b*tch getting back to my house from here...I wonder if my downloads are down...


*He waddles sluggishly out of the lava and into the sunrise...Behind him, one can hear some invisible African lady singing a lame-ass ending song*