Zelos eier ja.
Men denne var også skøy.

Emil: "We have to warn Martha about the sadist!"
Tenebrae: "Emil, her name is Alice."

- Your name please.
- My name?
- Yes
- David
- Shaw? (høres ut som "sure?")
- Yes.
- David Shaw
- No, no, Thomas
- Ok, Thomas Shaw
- No, David Shaw


Monthy Python ^^



"We're not kidnapping him, we're ... borrowing him"
Hiro Nakamura

Sist endret av Game & Watch (25/04 2009 00:26:32)

BBoy Madness skrev:

Den jeg elsker mest nå er

THIS IS SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTA!

Kanksje fordi jeg er gresk men, hvem vet =/

den sa jeg for en stund siden og alle sa den søg -.-' jeg digger den fortsatt da

"Se opp for humpen - gah!"
"Jaja, bilen tåler en støyt"
"Ja, men jeg tenkte på Voxen som ligger baki"
"Den tåler vel litt?"
"Ja, den gjør jo det. Den er jo voksen."

Samtale mellom gitarlærern min og kona hans i bilen, mens jeg sitter baki.

En genial en fra Family Guy. Stewie og Brian jobber sammen via walkier.

Stewie: "Brian pick up. Over."
Brian: "What?"
Stewie: "Brian please say over when you finish talking. Over"
Brian: "What? Over."
Stewie: "Do you see the wire yet? Over"
Brian: "No."
Stewie: "No what. Over."
Brian: "No. Over."
Stewie: "Okay i'm going to start feeding it trough. Over"
Brian: "Wait. Why do you ask me if i could see it if you haven't started feeding it?
Stewie: "Didn't copy that. Over."
Brian: "I said why do you ask me if i could see it if you haven't started feeding it? Over."
Stewie: "Oh, it's much better, i can hear you now. Do you see the wire? Over."
Brian: "You now what you're a jackass and for the record i don't whanna see you anymore when this is over."
Stewie: "When this is what? Over."
Brian: "I said i don't whanna see you anymore when this is over."
Stewie: "When this is what? You got too finish your setence. Over"
Brian: "That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: "Your sentence is what? Over"
Brian: "My sentence is... Wait i gotta say over even if the sentence ends with the word over?"
Stewie: "Ends with the word what? Over."
Brian: "Oh I see the wire."
Stewie: "You see the wire what? Over."
Brian: "OVER!" (Og dro ned kablen sammen med Stewie)

Mr.Nice skrev:

Ezlo skrev:

En genial en fra Family Guy. Stewie og Brian jobber sammen via walkier.

Stewie: "Brian pick up. Over."
Brian: "What?"
Stewie: "Brian please say over when you finish talking. Over"
Brian: "What? Over."
Stewie: "Do you see the wire yet? Over"
Brian: "No."
Stewie: "No what. Over."
Brian: "No. Over."
Stewie: "Okay i'm going to start feeding it trough. Over"
Brian: "Wait. Why do you ask me if i could see it if you haven't started feeding it?
Stewie: "Didn't copy that. Over."
Brian: "I said why do you ask me if i could see it if you haven't started feeding it? Over."
Stewie: "Oh, it's much better, i can hear you now. Do you see the wire? Over."
Brian: "You now what you're a jackass and for the record i don't whanna see you anymore when this is over."
Stewie: "When this is what? Over."
Brian: "I said i don't whanna see you anymore when this is over."
Stewie: "When this is what? You got too finish your setence. Over"
Brian: "That's it, my sentence is over.
Stewie: "Your sentence is what? Over"
Brian: "My sentence is... Wait i gotta say over even if the sentence ends with the word over?"
Stewie: "Ends with the word what? Over."
Brian: "Oh I see the wire."
Stewie: "You see the wire what? Over."
Brian: "OVER!" (Og dro ned kablen sammen med Stewie)

Fungerer en hel del bedre i den faktiske serien. Mister liksom litt piffen når man ikke hører stemmene eller ser bevegelsene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJCfUm21 … annel_page

Holy crip, he's a crapple!

Peter Griffin

It was written "women" on the door, but inside the room there were only toilets...

<seik> Patney: http://guleundulater.blogg.no/

Fra Bash.org:

IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

There is no hell. There is only France.

- Frank Zappa

Gutt i intervju:
1 = reporter, 2 = gutt, 3 = kompis av gutt.

1 - Hvilken bensin stasjon foretrekker du her på Gjøvik?
2 - Jo jeg var på en i ste, så jeg må nok svare "Kjell". Ikke "Kjell" som i "Onkel Kjell", men sånn "Kjell" med perle inni. Sånt Kjell.
1 - Du mener Shell?
2 - Ja, Kjell.
1 - Shell.
2 - Skjell.
3 - Esso.
2 - Ja, Esso var det!

"Orkses is never beaten in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die so it don't count as defeat. If we runs for it we don't die neither, so we can always cum back for anuvver go, see!"

"The best means of defense is attack, an' the best means of attack is a really really big one, right, with lots of boys an' dead big shooty things and what have ya."