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A bene placito · 26/11 2009 13:57:30

JFT skrev:
"ADVARSEL! Hvis du får en mail med beskjed om å dra til helvete; ikke gjør det! Det er en luremail. Der er det styggvarmt og folka der er dritsure. Kopier og lim inn på din status og advar andre!"
- Statusen til en på Facebook.

Den stjal man.

Animus · 30/11 2009 12:26:08

i don't know about you but i make a yes/no decision every second or so. ''SHOULD I KEEP ON BREATHING? I'D BETTER ASK MY LUNGS'' and then my lungs say ''HELLS YES WE LOVE THAT STUFF'' so here we are, ryan

Heum · 30/11 2009 14:22:12

Animus skrev:
i don't know about you but i make a yes/no decision every second or so. ''SHOULD I KEEP ON BREATHING? I'D BETTER ASK MY LUNGS'' and then my lungs say ''HELLS YES WE LOVE THAT STUFF'' so here we are, ryan

Og hvor kom den fra? xD

Animus · 30/11 2009 14:40:58

Heum skrev:
Animus skrev:
i don't know about you but i make a yes/no decision every second or so. ''SHOULD I KEEP ON BREATHING? I'D BETTER ASK MY LUNGS'' and then my lungs say ''HELLS YES WE LOVE THAT STUFF'' so here we are, ryan
Og hvor kom den fra? xD

Herifra.

Gambit · 01/12 2009 16:25:06

""Punk" is nothing but death...and crime...and the rage of a beast"
- Batman

JFT · 06/12 2009 21:23:35

"It's not rape, it's suprise sex! "

- En kompis på Facebook.

Animus · 06/12 2009 21:28:48

JFT skrev:
"It's not rape, it's suprise sex! "

- En kompis på Facebook.

Den er så gammel at Bash.org har et eget sitat som prater om at den er gammel.

Spoiler :

Reinsdyr · 07/12 2009 01:57:09

Spis gul snø. Det kan være øl.

Synes den aldri blir dårlig. :V

Ravn · 07/12 2009 02:03:27

"Når skal du lære at hemmeligheten til et sunt liv er å ikke røre på seg?"

- Darkfrog

Animus · 07/12 2009 07:57:34

«The dwarfs only rate a "meh" on the faggot scale. An elf's only purpose is to be a total faggot.»

«Okay guys, here's a little challenge: make your point without implying that your opponent is homosexual. Not because it's wrong or anything; I just want to see if you can do it.»

«when i walk by a smoker (if it's only one of them) i'll usually punch myself in the spleen so hard that i can cough blood into my hand and smear it on their faces just to make a point

thats how i met my wife»

«If Evolution exist, why we dont evolute bullet proof skin?»

Sist endret av Animus (21/12 2009 16:26:29)

Reinsdyr · 28/12 2009 16:07:55

"I didn't know that there are so many idiots, until I began using Internet." - S. Lem

JFT · 28/12 2009 20:28:47

- Yato, translate "She was so beautyful that I wanted to make friends with her". (fra engelsk til japansk)
- She was so beautyful ..um.. that I wanted to make friends with her.
- Okey. Nowreplace that underlined phrase with another expression that has the same meaning.
- Um.. She was so beautyful that I wanted to make love with her.
- Um.. yeah. Can you come up with another phrasing?
- Fuck her.

Fra Bokura ga Ita :')

Wickmos · 28/12 2009 22:27:07

JFT skrev:
- Yato, translate "She was so beautyful that I wanted to make friends with her". (fra engelsk til japansk)
- She was so beautyful ..um.. that I wanted to make friends with her.
- Okey. Nowreplace that underlined phrase with another expression that has the same meaning.
- Um.. She was so beautyful that I wanted to make love with her.
- Um.. yeah. Can you come up with another phrasing?
- Fuck her.

Fra Bokura ga Ita :')

http://translationparty.com/#5869166

Reinsdyr · 29/12 2009 19:46:01

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Minner meg om amerikanske rettsystemer.

Sist endret av Reinsdyr (29/12 2009 19:46:19)

Wickmos · 29/12 2009 20:46:31

Reinsdyr skrev:
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof was to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Minner meg om amerikanske rettsystemer.

Det er respektabelt å sitera Guiden. Respekt!

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."
Douglas Adams i Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Reinsdyr · 01/01 2010 10:36:13

Respekt er nice. :>

"We don't have mistakes here, we just have happy accidents." - Bob Ross

Maruski · 01/01 2010 15:55:57

Se signaturen min. :3 Jeg elsker den filmen.

Kakofoni · 01/01 2010 18:26:27

"For what is an Irishman but a nigger turned inside out." - Jellon Lamb i filmen The Proposition.

Widl · 04/01 2010 13:28:35

Hadde ei vikarlærarinne som ikkje var så alt for kyndig i engelsktimen, og vi såg på ein PowerPoint. Var mykje tørt stoff.

"Herregud, det hær orske æ'tj å sei. Lesa det sjøl. Pang pang. Full fart, lesa'e sjøl." - vikarlæraren.

Sist endret av Widl (04/01 2010 13:30:00)

Kakofoni · 11/01 2010 19:46:28

"You know how people long to be eternal. But they die with every day that passes. When you meet them, they’re not what you met last. In any given hour, they kill some part of themselves. They change, they deny, they contradict--and they call it growth. At the end there’s nothing left, nothing unreversed or unbetrayed; as if there had never been an entity, only a succession of adjectives fading in and out on an unformed mass."

Animus · 11/01 2010 22:48:00

"And the winner is... Zingish! Congratulations, Zingish, you're the winner of our upright iron pike challenge. You have been impaled! Where would you like to go now?"
"Disney Pike!"

JFT · 12/01 2010 09:55:33

"Why is the xbox 360 called the xbox 360? Because when you se it, you turn 360 degrees around and walk away."

- Failbook

Darkfrog · 12/01 2010 10:10:30

JFT skrev:
"Why is the xbox 360 called the xbox 360? Because when you se it, you turn 360 degrees around and walk away."

- Failbook

Haha

Animus · 12/01 2010 11:33:38

JFT skrev:
"Why is the xbox 360 called the xbox 360? Because when you se it, you turn 360 degrees around and walk away."

- Failbook

Hooo, den er gammel. Så den vel først for fire år siden, eller noe.

JFT · 12/01 2010 12:02:42

Animus skrev:
JFT skrev:
"Why is the xbox 360 called the xbox 360? Because when you se it, you turn 360 degrees around and walk away."

- Failbook
Hooo, den er gammel. Så den vel først for fire år siden, eller noe.
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com … onwalk.gif

Så den først denne uka:

Sist endret av JFT (12/01 2010 12:02:56)

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